DIRTY REBOOT

The DR Army: If you match with this chick – do not meet unless you are very, very intoxicated before you meet her. I was in a slump so I said fuck it and agreed to meet up. In person she dresses like an Amish person and definitely doesn’t look like her pictures. In my opinion her pics were a 6. IRL I’d say a 3. I honestly didn’t think I could do it when I first saw her (but slumpy slump remember?) BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! She started acting super weird, including jumping into a bush and hiding when we started to walk out of the parking lot. When that happened I just turned around and left. Fuckin wackadoo! So if you match, you can’t say you weren’t warned…

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